Use The Rules Or They'll Use You

From Law & Alcoholism (NOT approved for parental use) comes a Statutory Interpretation  quiz:

You are the Plain Meaning Rule!  You interpret
statutes according to what an ordinary speaker
of English would understand from the text.
You're upfront and direct.  You claim that
you're just following the rules, but often find
a clever technicality to interpret the rules
however you want.

Which Canon of Statutory Construction are You?
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