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August 07, 2006



"Flexible hours:" You'll work 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. on a slow day.

"Competitive benefits:" We have the exact same benefits as other firms our size, because we have no choice. But you'll never be able to take the vacation anyway, so don't worry about it.

"Commitment to learning and development:" Once a quarter we'll put out some sandwiches with wilted lettuce and have someone talk about something that might or might not be relevant to your work. And then you'll have to stay even later in order to make up the time you lost.

"Team-oriented environment:" Everyone works like dogs, no matter what your level.

"Commitment to diversity:" we hire and promote white men of all shapes and sizes! {g}

Really, I could go on all day. Aren't you glad I have to go to a meeting?


So speaks the actual expert on such things.

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