I was rushing to work -- for once I wanted to drive and due to the insane parking situation, the only way I'll get a parking spot is if I get here by crack of dawn (otherwise known as 7:15). And I was running late, mostly because Boy hadn't put the keys back in the bowl. Naturally, he had parked blocks and blocks away, by this very funky intersection with randomly placed stop signs.
The stopsigns are two in number, and set up so that it looks as though this direction and that one have to stop, but it's a through-street from the other direction. I told you, it's funky.
I innocently drive along, stopping fully at the next four stop signs, when I get pulled over. The cop didn't tell me why she pulled me over, told me not to get out of the car (did you see me trying? No, I didn't think so!), and took for-darn-ever. By the time she came back, I had definitely missed the window of parking spot availability.
She told me I had run a stop sign. I gave her a blank look. "What stop sign?"
"The one at the intersection way back there."
"You mean, the one where there isn't a stop sign in the direction I was coming from?"
So I think this might be the time when I fight the ticket. Even if I lose, maybe they'll straighten out that intersection. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do enjoy tilting at windmills.
Anyway, I turned the corner, slammed into a parking spot a block from my house, and just barely caught the bus. Therefore I at least got to work early enough to get an email from my boss saying he loved what I had done, and could I please do five impossible things before breakfast, and how about lunch? Tonight: happy hour! Whoot!!
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